Here's the first part of the poem.
Useful Advice
You're 37? Don't you think that maybe
It's time you settled down and had a baby?
No wine? Does this mean happy news? I knew it!
Hey, are you sure you two know how to do it?
All Dennis has to do is look at me
And I'm knocked up.
Some things aren't meant to be.
It's sad, but try to see this as God's will.
I've heard that sometimes when you take the Pill—
It's time you settled down and had a baby?
No wine? Does this mean happy news? I knew it!
Hey, are you sure you two know how to do it?
All Dennis has to do is look at me
And I'm knocked up.
Some things aren't meant to be.
It's sad, but try to see this as God's will.
I've heard that sometimes when you take the Pill—
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7 comments:
LOVE this!
Wow...that is really good. It captures it all.
BARF. I hate all those things.
-ICLW
Thanks - all the ass-vice you could need, in one location, presented attractively. Honestly though, the author did capture the feeling perfectly!
This is a great poem... I don't know of any others, but Mel's song "Aunt Jane Knows More Than My RE" is along the same lines and is hysterical!
ICLW
LOL. Thats great!
The drugs really suck
and cycles are a slog
but thankfully for the infertile world
someone invented the blog
ok - maybe I just made this up.
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