Her: "You don't know how to cut cake, you don't have any kids."
Inside I'm thinking, "Thanks for rubbing it in, be-atch. I told you we are working on it. Thank you soooooooooo much!"
Other fertility horror story: I seem to have roped myself into hosting a friend's baby shower on Saturday. The woman who was supposed to host has the flu and bad. Last weekend I casually volunteered to host if she didn't feel better in time. Unfortunately, she's not feeling better. That will learn me for being nice.
What have I done?!!!!!!! I must be insane!!!!!!!!!
BTW, anyone have any good baby shower games that aren't too inane or demeaning? I really, really need your help here!
Thanks for all the excellent ideas. My first instinct was "no games, but I think I will include some sort of game because it's a group of women who gather regularly to play games (Bananagrams, Boggle, Scrabble, etc.). I really like the ideas from Classy Chaos that lis suggested. Who doesn't like Mad Libs?!
I also think it will be good for me to have some sort of activity I can concentrate on that won't have me fixating on this woman's baby bump.
Only one of my friends IRL who will be there know about our TTC and ART. I'd like to keep it that way.
Good news: My HCG is down to 28 and I've been given the green light to drink 2 weeks after my MTX injection, which will be Saturday! I've never had Bourbon Slush, but it sounds divine. I haven't met a bottle of Bourbon I haven't like - big fan of the Old Fashioned and the Manhattan...